Ancient Engineering Memes
Just for fun, Dr. Ressler creates ancient engineering memes, as a vehicle for gaining new perspectives on Greek and Roman technologies. His collection–a work in progress–is provided below.
- ROMAN COLUMNS: For times when you need to raise the roof.
- ROMAN PANTHEON: Because concrete isn’t just for sidewalks.
- IONIC COLUMN: Some assembly required.
- POMPEIIAN MILL: Feeding the Roman world with 2.0 horsepower.
- ROMAN HYPOCAUST: Radiant sub-floor heating only seems like a new idea.
- GREEK THEATER: Western culture, set in stone.
- VOUSSOIRS: United we stand.
- TRAJAN’S BRIDGE: Bringing civilization to the barbarians, whether they want it or not.
- COLUMN INSCRIPTION: It’s all Greek to me.
- BATHS OF CARACAALLA: Where the unwashed masses got washed.
- GREEK COLUMN DRUM: Insert square peg into square hole.
- ENTASIS: Middle-age spread in Greek columns.
- RAM-TORTOISE OF HEGETOR: Someone’s knocking at the door.
- ROMAN ROAD: The shortest distance between two points.
- ROMAN MILL AT BARBEGAL: Because water was going to flow down that hillside anyway.
- VITRUVIUS: Keeping things in proportion since the 1st century B.C.
- PUBLIC TOILET: Building a sense of community in the Roman city.
- ROMAN AQUEDUCT: It’s all downhill from here.
- ROMAN CRANE: When the ancient world really needed a lift.
- ATHENIAN TRIREME: We can accomplish anything, if we all pull together.
- CORINTHIAN CAPITAL: Support your entablature in style.
- ARCHIMEDES’ SCREW: Converting shaft power into potential energy since the 3rd century B.C.
- GREEK TRIREME CREW: Nonconformists need not apply.
“Dad, you don’t really understand what a meme is, do you?”
~Anne Ressler